I Roll and I Know Things. vintage super soft T
I Roll and I Know Things.
Because wisdom is a dump stat… unless you're wearing this shirt.
Take your tabletop swagger to the next level with this legendary tee featuring a mighty d20 seated upon a throne forged from fallen dice and ancient tomes — a clear sign that you're the party's brain and their luck battery. Whether you’re schooling noobs at the table or just looking smart while sipping a potion (or coffee), this shirt lets the world know: you’ve got the knowledge and the rolls to back it up.
Perfect for game nights, convention crawling, outsmarting dragons, or just schooling your friends with fun facts and fireballs. It’s also comfy enough to nap in when your DM launches a five-hour lore dump.
Product Features:-
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton – soft as bardic inspiration
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Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape through every campaign arc
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Shoulder taping for durability — because epic quests need solid stitching
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Vibrant print to show off your dice throne in glorious detail
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Tear-away label so nothing irritates you… except your rogue stealing kills
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Machine wash cold (like your saving throws)
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Tumble dry low (like your initiative rolls)
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Iron on medium heat (no fire spells, please)
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Don’t dry clean — unless you’re rolling in platinum
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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