
March in formation, adventurer. Whether you're crossing a dungeon or a street, the rule is the same: Don’t. Split. The. Party.
This lightweight unisex tank top features a hilarious fantasy twist on an iconic moment — four adventurers strutting across the road Abbey Road–style, in perfect party sync. It's got a retro rock vibe and serious tabletop wisdom, complete with the rallying cry: “Don’t split the party — teamwork makes the dream work.”
Perfect for game nights, gym sessions, LARP events, or just flexing your nerdy flair in the wild. It's comfy, breathable, and guaranteed to boost your charisma (or at least your group cohesion).
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Side seams for structure, like a fighter’s armor.
Self-fabric binding for long-lasting durability on epic quests.
Lightweight fiber blends (including 100% cotton and triblends) for comfort and airflow.
Adult sizing to fit your whole adventuring party.
Made in Nicaragua, forged like your best loot.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Self fabric binding
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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