
This Body Runs on Spell Slots and Caffeine" t-shirt — tailored to gamers, spellcasters, and caffeine-fueled adventurers:
Product Description:
Whether you're slinging cantrips or just trying to survive Monday, this shirt has your stats covered. “This Body Runs on Spell Slots and Caffeine” is more than just a statement — it’s a lifestyle. Designed for the modern mage, exhausted warlock, or overworked dungeon master, this ultra-soft tee blends nerdy charm with everyday comfort.
Perfect for game nights, coffee shop encounters with destiny, or simply napping between long rests, this shirt is the critical hit your wardrobe needs. It’s the ideal gift for tabletop players, fantasy lovers, or anyone who casts Prestidigitation just to make coffee smell stronger.
Why You’ll Love It:
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton – breathable and enchantingly soft.
Retail fit with a ribbed knit collar for durability through all your long rests.
Side seams and shoulder tape for added structure — because even wizards need support.
High-quality printing brings your arcane style to life in bold, crisp detail.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low, or air dry to preserve the magic
Medium heat ironing only – no fireball settings
No dry cleaning – unless it's with prestidigitation
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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